The Mystery of the Missing Designated Player in MLS – A Humorous Take

Join us as we delve into the curious case of the vanishing Designated Player in MLS, sprinkled with humor and wit!

Have you seen our missing Designated Player?


  • Where in the world is Emanual Reynoshow?
  • Oh, did he disappear *again*?
  • It’s a bad movie franchise that keeps getting sequels!

The Case of the Disappearing DP

One user humorously wonders where Emanual Reynoshow could possibly be, prompting others to chime in on his vanishing acts. The repeated disappearance of the player has become a running joke within the community, with users expressing a mix of amusement and frustration.

Speculations and Contract Conundrums

Another user raises an interesting point about the contractual obligations and options the team had regarding the missing player. The discussion delves into the intricacies of buyouts and agreements, adding a layer of complexity to the already bizarre situation.

The Sequel that Nobody Asked For

Comparing the ongoing mystery to a bad movie franchise with never-ending sequels, one commenter captures the essence of the recurring saga. The repetitive nature of the player’s disappearances elicits both exasperation and a sense of resignation among the community.